![]() You could even see Patrick’s.private parts. He sat, with what looked like cuts on his wrist, and a bloody razor blade beside him, and sitting in a puddle of what looked like piss, and some cocaine. The bubble transition appeared and it showed Patrick sitting in his tub, there was no sound, not even the sound of Patrick’s blinking. ![]() Spongebob went to his home and Patrick stormed into his rock. He frowned, and yelled "Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" They both stomped away, as Squidward watched laughing. But he refused to leave when I told him to get out of the living room so I could review this myself.Īnyway, Patrick stood in shock, tears filled his eyes. My little brother only got one of the slurs. Spongebob said “PATRICK! You are nothing but a little piece of shit slimy as Gary’s ass! Suck a cock!” That was until, something shocking happened. The argument graduated into a fist fight, I just thought it was another normal episode but was mistaken for a Reef Blower Copy. Now, Spongebob was at Patrick’s house, very cheerful music played, Patrick and Spongebob were having a small conversation, until they got into a small argument. ![]() The bubble splash transition played as usual. Plus, wasn’t this supposed to be “Reef Blower”? I was extremely confused, why the hell would there be a noose in a show meant for KIDS?! The unsettling part was the music, which was normally cheerful, had become raspy and reversed. The title card said “Cold” with spider webs and a noose in the background. The episode started with the normal intro before transitioning to the title card. I gave my little bro some popcorn and some Orange Crush. My little brother was gonna come over anyway, so I could watch it with him. I was curious as to what it would be like with dialogue, so I took the tape home. ![]() I knew the episode never had dialogue, but I heard it was intended to be fully voiced before equipment failure caused the episode to be mainly silent. He told me he got it from a thrift store 6 years ago, which was a copy of the episode from Nickelodeon, and an employee sold it as they didn’t want it anymore, and apparently it was supposed to be a version with dialogue. I asked the old man who I bought it from, where he got it. I always loved nostalgia, and I realized I never had the tape, I asked my mom. I looked on the back and it also had the label “Reef Blower” in sharpe writing that was wearing off. I spotted an old VHS tape, and it was labeled “Cold”. dark stuff for a kid's show.I used to be the biggests fan of Spongebob as a kid, I bought Nickelodeon merch, and other things from them.Īs I grew into a teen, I was going through a garage sale with my mum. Fortunately, it turns out in the end, he wasn't dead, but regardless. Krabs and Spongebob set out to bury the corpse and pretend the whole thing never happened. Krabs and Spongebob think the patty killed him, and on top of that, it turns out the actual imposter was arrested, so now that they believe they've murdered an innocent man, what to do with the body? They don't take the high road and try to set a moral example for the youngsters watching at home. Still, just before he takes a bite, a fly goes in his mouth, choking him and causing him to hit his head. Krabs sees on TV there is an imposter health inspector going around getting free food, he loses it, and he and SpongeBob create a horrendously disgusting Kraby Patty for him. In the Nast Patty episode, a health inspector comes to grade the Krusty Krab. The topic of this episode what to do with a dead body if you accidentally killed someone! This one is not exactly kid-friendly, but they handle it hilariously enough that it is easy for all ages to swallow. "Nasty Patty" tops the list with its very adult subject matter. Related: The SpongeBob Cinematic Universe Explained: Is it the Right Time for a Franchise? It is dark, but not as much as it is outright unsettling. Nothing is resolved, and they just all end up snails. As Squidward watches, Spongebob gradually transforms, he is creeped out, and when Spongebob (the snail) chases him for help, Squidward winds up acceptedly injecting himself and meeting the same fate. Unfortunately, Squidward accidentally injects Spongebob turning him into a disturbing-looking sponge snail. Well, Squidward forgets to take care of Gary, and due to lack of nourishment and maintenance, Gary gets sick, so Squidward gets snail plasma in a syringe to make Gary better. Spongebob writers decided to take on the body horror genre with the bizarre episode " I Was a Teenage Gary." Gary, the snail, SpongeBob's pet, needed looking after, so of course, the grumpiest, most unsympathetic character in the show, Squidward, is asked to do it. Cronenberg would be proud of this episode.
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